HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY! I LOVE YOU MORE THAN…

This morning I woke up to a baby covered in shot who smiled big at me then punched me in the face. My heart melted as I gazed at her and thought, Wow, I love you more than…

  • Cheese-Itz
  • Haagan Daaz Peanut Butter and Chocolate Ice Cream
  • Fighting with Verizon Wireless customer service
  • Being hung over on the beach and shamelessly wolfing down a Taylor Ham, Egg and cheese sandwich.
  • Wearing sweatpants that look like I stole them from a homeless guy.
  • Calling pregnant women named Meg, Preg.
  • My grandma’s meatballs (that sounds weird)
  • Yelling at my husband for leaving his shoes in the hallway under the wheels of the stroller every damn day!
  • Pronouncing Uranus, Your-anus
  • And, Vince Vaughn

Some day, when she takes her first bite of Peanut Butter and Chocolate Ice Cream and has her first run-in with Verizon she’ll understand the true enormity of these statements.

Until then, Happy Mother’s Day everyone! Uranus is bigger than Earth.

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About Diana Davis

I’m a writer with a blog that will send my kids to therapy one day. Until then I invite you to laugh with me at their expense. Don't worry they love it. They're smiling already—or maybe that’s just gas.
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One Response to HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY! I LOVE YOU MORE THAN…

  1. lapski says:

    sweet !!!!!!!

    Liked by 1 person

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