SORRY I RUINED YOUR LIFE (AGAIN), TOM…

Remember a few months ago when I wrote that blog post about Tom being just like the guy in the State Farm commercial that never wanted to get married, never wanted to move to the suburbs and never wanted have kids?

If not, here’s the post titled, “Happy Anniversary Tom! (Sorry I ruined your life)” and below is the commercial. Pay careful attention to the :22 mark and you’ll understand how I’ve successfully finished turning him into the guy in this commercial and why I haven’t had the energy to post anything in months.

In case you’re wondering: No, this blog post is not how I officially told him. I did that in a brightly lit, public place surrounded by lots of witnesses. I thought it was nicer than waking him up at 5 AM with a bunch of expletives waving a newly peed on pregnancy test in his face …again.

Personally, I think he’s really starting to embrace this life. He even grew a beard—just like the guy in the commercial.

Tom

Or maybe that’s just a first step in a master plan to change his identity and flee the suburbs. I kinda hope it’s the latter. Otherwise I have to accept the idea that a minivan might really be in my future.

Oh! And it’s a girl. Yup… just like the guy in the commercial! Crazy. Right?!

About Diana Davis

I’m a writer with a blog that will send my kids to therapy one day. Until then I invite you to laugh with me at their expense. Don't worry they love it. They're smiling already—or maybe that’s just gas.
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