Do two year olds go through murder phases?

I’ll let her off the hook for Elmo because I’m sure even he couldn’t stand the sound of his own voice.


But I’m pinning this stuffed animal massacre on her. She claims “they sleeping,” but I’ve seen this episode of Killer Kids. When she stabs me in my sleep they better get someone hot to play my part in the reenactment!


Don’t forget to check out SpewTube where we’ll be posting lots more things than just videos of my kid swearing. I swear.  

About Diana Davis

I’m a writer with a blog that will send my kids to therapy one day. Until then I invite you to laugh with me at their expense. Don't worry they love it. They're smiling already—or maybe that’s just gas.
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6 Responses to Do two year olds go through murder phases?

  1. susan says:

    Very inappropriate. And kick-a** funny.


  2. Ali Monty says:

    This. Is. Hilarious. I must follow you now.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Pingback: Do two-year olds go through cannibal phases? | The Spew

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