I’m so excited I can eat my own brain.

You guys, you guys, you guys! It’s The Walking Dead premiere weekend!

In case you’re new here, I’m completely obsessed with this show and the impending zombie apocalypse.

In fact, every time I exhibit bad mom behavior (like forgetting to feed them or something) I justify it by reminding myself that the baby on The Walking Dead can’t possibly eat every day and she seems just fine.

Who’s super excited to find out who Negan kills with that scary bat? I hope it’s Carl. I hate Carl. Or that dork with the mullet. Who’s cutting his hair in the zombie apocalypse, Joe Dirt?

Maybe Negan will bash his own brains in when someone asks, “Hey, aren’t you that guy from Grey’s Anatomy who was crying over Katherine Heigl? Where was Lucille when we all had to endure that?

Or more importantly, who else is super excited for Monday when you get to read The Spew‘s first Walking Dead episode review?

Wait, did I just commit to writing a review of every episode this season?

Crap. That’s gonna be a lot of work.

In the meantime, I’ll leave you with this incredibly deep thought because as much as I love the character, the plot and the zombies, this is really what consumes me (no pun intended, well maybe a little) as I watch every week.


Share it if you agree.

See you Monday!
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About Diana Davis

I’m a writer with a blog that will send my kids to therapy one day. Until then I invite you to laugh with me at their expense. Don't worry they love it. They're smiling already—or maybe that’s just gas.
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10 Responses to I’m so excited I can eat my own brain.

  1. lapski says:

    i don’t watch the show, but i can’t wait to read what you have to say about it !!!!!! 🙂

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  2. The Rambler says:

    I’m sooooooooo excited!!!! Bahahahahahha!!! Please be Carl…puhleaseeeee be Carl. I can’t handle it if it’s Glenn or Darryl.

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  3. susan says:

    I LOVE The Dead. And stop picking on Carl. At least he knows he’s a wienie. I’m watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre right now….kind of priming myself for The Walking Dead. So freaking excited.

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