I hate this scarecrow.

I told Tom the stick was supposed to go in the ground. He didn’t listen. Now we have the creepiest scarecrow on the block because he’s a stalker. A stalker with a stick up his ass. The worst kind.


And, it’s even creepier from the inside.


Or maybe he’s not stalking us at all. Maybe he’s just being super judgmental. Like he’s thinking, Wow, this house could really use a paint job… and a new door. I gotta see what it looks like inside…

Ugh. I hate judgemental, stalker scarecrows.

UPDATE: He’s at the doctor’s office now too. Just staring…


If you like this post, you’re probably just like the scarecrow and we should totally hang out and judge all the people we stalk on Facebook. But first you should vote for The Spew by clicking here….

About Diana Davis

I’m a writer with a blog that will send my kids to therapy one day. Until then I invite you to laugh with me at their expense. Don't worry they love it. They're smiling already—or maybe that’s just gas.
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4 Responses to I hate this scarecrow.

  1. The Rambler says:

    Hahaha. Thanks in advance for the nightmare that will happen. He’s probably part of Negans group and is Pen holder number 2.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. lapski says:

    omg to funny !! 🙂


  3. This tiger is so beautiful. Very wild and dangerous but is the most beautiful animal in the world. Walking dead is alive !


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