Now your infant can tell the world she’s gonna spew (it’s the considerate thing to do) with the bib that will change your life forever (lies).
You’ll be revered for your impeccable taste in bibware (your husband will think it’s stupid).
It will teach your baby Cantonese (That’s impossible. No seriously, Cantonese is really, really hard.)
It will breastfeed your baby until she’s 12. (If your kid is old enough to wear braces, stop breastfeeding!)
And it will protect your baby’s shirt from food. (Duh.)
Buy one now (I’m not really selling these) and get a second one free (I just wanted to write this ridiculous ad so I had an excuse repost this adorable pic of my baby.)
The official Spew Bib (Come on! How cute is she? And you better not say she looks like my husband.)
Get yours today! (Really, I’m not selling these, Mom! I’ll just give you the one in the picture. And, no! Posting it on eBay will not make us millions of dollars.)
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