Category Archives: nipples

Seriously, who let us get married?

Every relationship needs a yin and a yang, a salt and a pepper, an apple and an orange, a chocolate bar and a giant jar of peanut butter. It’s imperative that when one person screams, “There’s a murderous, meat-eating troll … Continue reading

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I’M PART OF A NEW YORK TIMES BEST-SELLING BOOK SERIES

This is fun. I was asked to participate in a project called, A Letter To My Baby. It’s part of the fourth installment of the New York Times best-selling book series, A Letter To My…. Of course I jumped at the opportunity to immortalize my very best, most heart-felt motherly … Continue reading

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THREE WORDS: PROJECTILE VOMIT

Ok, back to babies. I’ve got three words for you: Projectile vomit. That’s two. I know. But “projectile” is so disgusting it counts twice. Alexandra (that’s my baby) has never been much of a puker. Occasionally a little spit up would … Continue reading

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