Category Archives: random thoughts

I’M PART OF A NEW YORK TIMES BEST-SELLING BOOK SERIES

This is fun. I was asked to participate in a project called, A Letter To My Baby. It’s part of the fourth installment of the New York Times best-selling book series, A Letter To My…. Of course I jumped at the opportunity to immortalize my very best, most heart-felt motherly … Continue reading

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FAT FACE

Today is more of a plea than a post. I know it’s cold outside. My mother calls me every morning panicked that the Siberian Winds are going to flash freeze my face. So I get it. Wear a hat. A … Continue reading

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BALLS!

My mother is going to hate this post. I can’t stop saying “balls.” And I don’t mean the kind you use on a golf course or in some other sport that bores me until my eyeballs dry out. And speaking … Continue reading

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F*** YOU BUZZFEED

FU Buzzfeed! Seriously, FU. I can’t. stop. taking. quizzes. I’m not sure why I need to know what Lindsay Lohan character I am (Lola from Confessions of a Drama Queen) or which celebrity DILF I should hook up with (Tyson Beckford) … Continue reading

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