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Catholic Priests who are against gay marriage, I know you’re married to God and all but isn’t He… a he? Or, have you finally confirmed that He is a She? Open to discuss… Sincerely, The Spew (But not like pea … Continue reading →

Ever since I time travelled last week I can’t stop thinking about turkey neck. If you have no idea what it is then you’ve obviously never walked down the health and beauty aisle at Costco. Nothing kills that buzz you … Continue reading →

This is the Penn Station I walked into when I got off the train this morning. For those of you who are unfamiliar with Penn Station, don’t be deceived by this immaculate oasis. The real Penn Station is a filthy … Continue reading →

This isn’t really a blogpost. It’s more of a status update. And, the worst kind of status update. It’s one of those annoying “Look How [Insert Exaggerated Superlative] My Toddler Is” status updates that every new mom shares on social media, usually accompanied by some … Continue reading →

Why didn’t I think of this sooner? Probably because today was the first time I sat next to this guy on the train. At first I was like: Why does he have bacon just sitting on his lap like that without … Continue reading →