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QUIT TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR VAG-ANUS

From the moment you discover you’re pregnant, moms everywhere crawl out of their Diaper Genies to tell you horror stories about mucus plugs and their traumatized vajays. And if they’re not telling you in person, they’re sending you articles with … Continue reading

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BABIES SUCK

I woke up the other morning to my teething six month old sucking on my neck. At first I thought it was the dog. Then the grogginess faded and I realized we don’t have a dog. I quickly pulled her … Continue reading

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