Tag Archives: Blogging

Graffiti Dick

This morning I was stuck sitting on a train that didn’t budge for 15 minutes and while I would normally spend that time cursing out the train conductor and questioning all of my life decisions, instead I spent that time staring … Continue reading

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BrundleElmo

Alex went to a birthday party yesterday and an incredibly talented balloon artist made her this Elmo. One night in my house with my kids and Elmo looks like this… BrundleElmo. Only a true horror fan will get that reference. If … Continue reading

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Mack N. Cheese

My 2 year-old Alexandra eats Kraft Macaroni and Cheese every single day of her life. Even if I offer her something else (like peanut butter cups and vodka) she’ll still drag herself across the floor and cry until I produce a plate of macaroni and cheese. … Continue reading

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YES, I HAVE A STARING PROBLEM

When I got an email from Warby Parker eyewear I thought: Oh shit! The jig is up. They know I use their product to unabashedly stare at strangers behind the protection of their summer collection. Crap. But as I read … Continue reading

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DON’T EAT DORITOS WHILE BRUSHING YOUR TEETH

I wasn’t going to post today because as my husband says, “Nobody wants to hear from you every day. I sure don’t.” Point taken. But I need to address something very serious. Anyone who uses a blogging site is probably … Continue reading

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