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The Girls

I have two daughters— a 2-year-old and a 5-month-old and although their names are Alexandra (Alex) and Charlotte (Charley) everyone insists on referring to them as “the girls.” While it’s a totally reasonable (and very accurate) description of them, no … Continue reading

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Chapter 2: And That Was The First Time My Mother Stuffed My Bra With Socks

***If you’re like, what the fuck is this? Read these chapters first:  Introduction: I’m Writing a Blook. (But You Probably Think I’m Off To A Bad Start Since I Don’t Even Know How To Spell Book.) Chapter 1: My Childhood Summed … Continue reading

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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TOM! (SORRY I RUINED YOUR LIFE)

Every time I see this State Farm commercial I laugh because it’s the true story of my husband Tom’s life. Except in his version when he says, “I’m never letting go,” he has his hands wrapped around my neck. Then … Continue reading

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