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Graffiti Dick

This morning I was stuck sitting on a train that didn’t budge for 15 minutes and while I would normally spend that time cursing out the train conductor and questioning all of my life decisions, instead I spent that time staring … Continue reading

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DON’T LET A TALL GUY MAKE YOU RISK YOUR LIFE FOR TOILET PAPER

Ask any single girl what she’s looking for in a guy and I’d bet you a cheeseburger and glass of pinot that “tall” is at the top of her list. I get it. Tall guys are often big cuddly teddy … Continue reading

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