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Graffiti Dick

This morning I was stuck sitting on a train that didn’t budge for 15 minutes and while I would normally spend that time cursing out the train conductor and questioning all of my life decisions, instead I spent that time staring … Continue reading

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I GOT GAZZZZZZZ

If you haven’t noticed, I’m not too big on sappiness. All of those flowery Facebook posts about how much everyone loves their significant other and how great their families are make me want to puke. Not that I don’t think … Continue reading

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WHAT’D YOU POOP IN YOUR EYE?

This may be my last post. I have flesh-eating bacteria. Ok maybe I’m a bit of a hypochondriac. And maybe my mother was right when she assured me that I do not have all of the symptoms of prostate cancer. … Continue reading

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THREE WORDS: PROJECTILE VOMIT

Ok, back to babies. I’ve got three words for you: Projectile vomit. That’s two. I know. But “projectile” is so disgusting it counts twice. Alexandra (that’s my baby) has never been much of a puker. Occasionally a little spit up would … Continue reading

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