Tag Archives: fat

OF COURSE I WANT A BAG!

I’ve been on a health kick lately. Not like a no-Reece’s Peanut Butter Cup health kick or anything crazy like that. They sell them in bite-sized minis now so that would just be unfair to The Hershey Company if their … Continue reading

Posted in random shit | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

I KNOW HOW CHIVALRY DIED

I just went back to work after being on maternity leave for almost six months. When I got on the subway some dude made eye contact with me, nodded then pointed toward his crotch. I know what you’re thinking. Awesome. … Continue reading

Posted in Humor, random rants | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment