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I should have done this when I was 16

I used to watch 16 and Pregnant and be all judge-y like, “Oh my god! Those girls are so dumb. I’m so much smarter than them.” Then I was 39 and pregnant and suddenly I was like, “Oh my god! I … Continue reading

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THE USELESS SHIT LIST (#246)

Am I the only one who hates soup spoons? It’s as if they were created solely to encourage really loud and annoying slurping. And, the only thing worse than slurping is open-mouth chewing—punishable by hours of behind the back whispering and … Continue reading

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I LOOK AMAZING FOR 55!

Why is it that when women lie about their age and their weight they always go younger and thinner? To me it makes more sense to go older and fatter. Because if I tell everyone that I’m 21 and weigh … Continue reading

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EVERYONE IS A JERK

A few weeks ago it was “raining spiders” in Australia—something about drowning and ballooning and a Jet Stream. I know this because since then, I’ve received four IMs with links to stories about it, a photo of a house covered … Continue reading

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DON’T EAT DORITOS WHILE BRUSHING YOUR TEETH

I wasn’t going to post today because as my husband says, “Nobody wants to hear from you every day. I sure don’t.” Point taken. But I need to address something very serious. Anyone who uses a blogging site is probably … Continue reading

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