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Graffiti Dick

This morning I was stuck sitting on a train that didn’t budge for 15 minutes and while I would normally spend that time cursing out the train conductor and questioning all of my life decisions, instead I spent that time staring … Continue reading

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Chapter 2: And That Was The First Time My Mother Stuffed My Bra With Socks

***If you’re like, what the fuck is this? Read these chapters first:  Introduction: I’m Writing a Blook. (But You Probably Think I’m Off To A Bad Start Since I Don’t Even Know How To Spell Book.) Chapter 1: My Childhood Summed … Continue reading

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DOUCHEPASTE

We ran out of toothpaste this morning. So I rummaged through my cabinets and found some weird PBA-free, gluten-free, low carb, phosphate-free, vegan toothpaste that was in a swag bag from some douche-y celebrity event that Tom went to a few … Continue reading

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