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Ouch. 

I sprained my wrist. For days I had no idea how and I swear the memory loss was from sleep deprivation and not vodka (this time). I assumed it was from lugging around a 35 pound toddler and a 20 … Continue reading

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21 THINGS YOUR PRE-PREGNANCY JEANS WOULD SAY IF THEY COULD BREATHE

Noooooo! Anything but the pliers. I don’t care about your ribs. Suck in harder! “These jeans” don’t give you camel toe. Your fat ass does. Seriously, even porn stars don’t get this up-close and personal with vaginas. No! You don’t … Continue reading

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