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I hate this scarecrow.

I told Tom the stick was supposed to go in the ground. He didn’t listen. Now we have the creepiest scarecrow on the block because he’s a stalker. A stalker with a stick up his ass. The worst kind. And, it’s … Continue reading

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Do two-year olds go through cannibal phases?

Last night, I asked my two year old, Alex, what she ate for lunch and she said “Layla.” Admittedly, she probably spends way too many hours a week at daycare and I should definitely know what they’re feeding her for … Continue reading

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