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EVERYONE IS A JERK

A few weeks ago it was “raining spiders” in Australia—something about drowning and ballooning and a Jet Stream. I know this because since then, I’ve received four IMs with links to stories about it, a photo of a house covered … Continue reading

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I KNOW HOW CHIVALRY DIED

I just went back to work after being on maternity leave for almost six months. When I got on the subway some dude made eye contact with me, nodded then pointed toward his crotch. I know what you’re thinking. Awesome. … Continue reading

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ANGRY BIRDS (FOR REAL)

My husband plays hockey. And with that comes sweaty, smelly, hockey equipment. I knew it was part of the deal when I married him. But when you live in an 800sq. ft. apartment in the city, shit gets real—especially when … Continue reading

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