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THE USELESS SHIT LIST (#247)

Why the hell do we ask if the “cat got your tongue?” What in god’s name were we doing to our cats to make them want to claw out our tongues? Or worse, what were we doing with our tongues … Continue reading

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DON’T LET A TALL GUY MAKE YOU RISK YOUR LIFE FOR TOILET PAPER

Ask any single girl what she’s looking for in a guy and I’d bet you a cheeseburger and glass of pinot that “tall” is at the top of her list. I get it. Tall guys are often big cuddly teddy … Continue reading

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