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Graffiti Dick

This morning I was stuck sitting on a train that didn’t budge for 15 minutes and while I would normally spend that time cursing out the train conductor and questioning all of my life decisions, instead I spent that time staring … Continue reading

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THE USELESS SHIT LIST (#249)

This morning I looked down at my coffee and it was like, “You haven’t written a useless shit list in how long!? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?” So here it is…#249. If you hate it, blame Tim Horton. (Great coffee, by the way.) THE … Continue reading

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#SpewLove

Ok, I get it. You’re pissed that Donald Trump won. Or, you’re pissed that everyone else is pissed that Donald Trump won. Either way, all of this hate has to end before someone loses an eye. (The Walking Dead showed … Continue reading

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5 shades of coffee

I take my coffee beige. Not brown or ivory or that awful cadaver gray color you get when you use skim milk. And certainly not black—Jesus, who do I look like, Vin Diesel? I assume he takes his coffee black … Continue reading

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The vajay is the way!

It’s working! Your votes pushed The Spew to #5 in the humor category on Top Mommy Blogs but it’s still not #1. So please keep voting and as a huge thank you I’ll leave you with this incredibly clever meme … Continue reading

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