Tag Archives: romance

dick holes

Last night I was wearing Tom’s sweatpants because I didn’t want to risk spraining my other wrist (ouch) by jamming my postpartum ass into my own pants. I had them on for about 10 seconds when I suddenly noticed a … Continue reading

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Ouch. 

I sprained my wrist. For days I had no idea how and I swear the memory loss was from sleep deprivation and not vodka (this time). I assumed it was from lugging around a 35 pound toddler and a 20 … Continue reading

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I’M SORRY JEANNE TRIPPLEHORN

I watched all of Big Love (HBO’s 2006 drama about modern day polygamists starring Bill Paxton and Jeanne Tripplehorn) angry at Tom because “How could a man be such a douchebag and cheat on his wife like that?” And worse, “What … Continue reading

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THE KARMA CLEANSE

I was at my mom’s last weekend when I found a shoebox filled with random crap from boyfriends past. As I was rummaging through it, I suddenly realized something very disturbing about myself—I’m a bitch. This news may not come … Continue reading

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PLACE TO PROPOSE OR PLACE TO DROP THE BODY?

I thought Tom was going to propose at least two times before he actually did. The first time, he took me to Dublin. Not the most romantic European city but I wasn’t going to be picky. I had been dropping … Continue reading

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