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The Spew Bib

Posted on January 4, 2017 by

Now your infant can tell the world she’s gonna spew (it’s the considerate thing to do) with the bib that will change your life forever (lies). You’ll be revered for your impeccable taste in bibware (your husband will think it’s … Continue reading →

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‘SBLOOD (Yeah, that’s a word)

Posted on June 12, 2015 by

When someone uses a douche-y word like “jocose,” and I’m not too sure what it means, I do what any writer would do—I smile and pretend I know what they’re talking about then Google it on my way to the … Continue reading →

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