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I LOOK AMAZING FOR 55!

Why is it that when women lie about their age and their weight they always go younger and thinner? To me it makes more sense to go older and fatter. Because if I tell everyone that I’m 21 and weigh … Continue reading

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DON’T LET A TALL GUY MAKE YOU RISK YOUR LIFE FOR TOILET PAPER

Ask any single girl what she’s looking for in a guy and I’d bet you a cheeseburger and glass of pinot that “tall” is at the top of her list. I get it. Tall guys are often big cuddly teddy … Continue reading

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21 THINGS YOUR PRE-PREGNANCY JEANS WOULD SAY IF THEY COULD BREATHE

Noooooo! Anything but the pliers. I don’t care about your ribs. Suck in harder! “These jeans” don’t give you camel toe. Your fat ass does. Seriously, even porn stars don’t get this up-close and personal with vaginas. No! You don’t … Continue reading

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